Submission from Crandall H.

Questions to Ponder

What's the difference between a book and a novel?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Why are the songs that always get stuck in your head baby songs?

Why do we have dry raincoats?

Why did they have to name a pear a pear if there is only one?

Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?

Will you die if you get scared half to death twice?

Teacher: You will have "Nothing" as your spelling word of the day.
David: YAY! NO SPELLING WORDS!
Teacher: Hm. David, spell the WORD Nothing.
David: I can't spell "nothing."
Teacher: That is incorrect grammar.